from "Overheard in New York"

Terror Alert Level: Indifferent

Guy: I think Ground Zero is kind of interesting. There's nothing there, but it's kind of cool. Also, if you walk along 5th Avenue there's a lot of cool stores. --V train

Fat lady: Well, this was worth the cab ride, I guess. --Ground Zero

Foreign tourist: Excuse me, where is the World Trade Center?
Woman: Um, they're gone. --Church & Warren